This is a bit of fun. You know that little menu that drops down when you type a subject into Google? Well I noticed yesterday that when I typed in the basic questions of who, what, where, why, how etc, I got odd little phrases underneath. So I randomly typed in those questions and copied the menus, each time in the order in which they appear, into what I think makes an odd little poem.

so here we are:     "Why, where, when, how, what, who - the great questions of life as posed by google":


Who is the richest man in the world?
Who is banksy?
Who is the Stig?
Who is my MP?
Who is Chuck Norris?
Who is calling me?

What is my ip?
What is icloud?
What is a good credit score?
What is planking?
What is occupy Wall Street?
What is love?

Why does it always rain on me?
Why does graphite conduct electricity?
Why does it rain?
Why does ice float?
Why does my washing machine smell?
Why does god allow suffering?
Why does the earth spin?
Why does the moon change shape?
Why does my eye keep twitching?
Why does my eye twitch?


How do I look?
How do you get pink eye?
How does Facebook make money?
How does Twitter work?
How do you know?

Where are they now?
Where are your kidneys?
Where are iphone back-ups stored?
Where are you now?


When will the world end?
When will I die?
When will my life begin?
When will Peyton Manning return?
When will sprint get the iphone?
When will I see you again?